Stanley Meyer

Currently unmarried, Stanley is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Stanley - thought by some to be omniscient - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. One of his first roles was as a web developer. In 1995, Stanley was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-producer Vanessa Underwood, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high. Stanley Meyer started his working life as a local window cleaner, and later joined a group who thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus.

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