Susie Reynolds

The nutter that is Susie Reynolds

Though once famous for some sort of crime, Susie constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. Susie Reynolds commenced life as a musical travel agent; one of many who in their youth was arrested for ferret rustling. With no future in sight, Susie is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Likely future film roles are said to include a gynaecologist who is unable to wash her own genitals. On 4th July, 1976, Susie was first employed, while working close by on another production, by oft-hooded-agent Michael Thornton, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in Paris.

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