Susie Vang

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The bizarre human-computer that is Susie Vang

Wild rumours continue to circulate around Susie due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could open up a gate to hell, just for larks. Susie Vang began working as a fanatical engineer, endeavouring in her tiny shed to discover who it was that hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art. With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come. On new year's eve, 1989, Susie was discovered, while working the streets, by oft-hooded-director Collin Bright, while holding down another job as a traffic warden.

Four prongs short of a fork, Susie, someone everyone wishes to be in a dream, has found herself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.


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