Slightly dog-faced Thelma Page was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Southend-on-Sea, to idiotic parents Henry and Deborah Page. Untalented and broken, Thelma nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within her own lifetime. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Thelma is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.
Back in 2021, Thelma was first employed by fellow acting star james duarte, while eating a fruit substitute, with passion. Unsubstantiated rumours about Thelma Page suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a malodorous designer as an alternative career.
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