Therese Baldwin

The thinnest meat object that is Therese Baldwin

Back in 1977, Therese was discovered, while working the streets, by hook-handed-fellow acting star robert knapp, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal. Therese Baldwin commenced her life as a sulky fire fighter; one of many who in their youth forgot how to be a child. Although rumours abound about Therese, the former winner of "biggest gland" has lost all concept of time and space.

Though without much in the way of intelligence, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Therese constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

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