Thomas Key

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The bread-basket that is Thomas Key

Lost and lonely, Thomas is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Thomas, who was once a below average model, now finds himself without much in the way of brains.

Thomas hopes to shortly accept roles being a postman. In 1996, Thomas was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by an ass of a agent William Brock, who regularly shares his food with a tortoise.

Thomas Key (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) struck lucky by having been conceived by beautifully coloured parents Daniel and Mary Key.


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