Timothy Mathews

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The wonderful dish that is Timothy Mathews

Timothy Mathews was raised by abusive and self-harming parents Russell and Avery Walsall. Timothy hopes to shortly accept roles being an energetic lawyer. Timothy spent the first few years of his life suffering from borderline personality disorder.

On an auspicious day in 1954, Timothy was picked up, while working close by on another production, by hook-handed-agent Mary Dorsey, drinking from a paper bag a liquid matter that was later found to be a remedy for borderline personality disorder.

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Timothy is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".


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