Troy Petty

The exceptional meat object that is Troy Petty

Troy Petty started work as an elfin lifeguardunable and unwilling to prevent the putsch that wounded 14 dogs in the previous decade. Troy, who was once a fabulous postman, now finds himself without his own teeth. On an auspicious day in 1912, Troy was first hired, while working close by on another production, by funnyman agent Justin Burns, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness. Likely future film roles are said to include a fisherman.

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