Walter Beltran

Walter Beltran started life as a dirty lawyerpissing his life away one day at a time. On an auspicious day in 1997, Walter was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by agent Adam Wilson, licking spittle off a comatose man's beard.

In just a few short years, Walter, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. Likely future film roles are said to include an egotistical bus driver.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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