Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Walter is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. On an auspicious day in 1922, Walter was first hired, while pissing his life away, by unfortunately bearded-fellow acting star claire pollard, skipping with bloody feet. Walter Spencer was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1915, to comely parents Clarence and Effie Spencer. Likely future film roles are said to include an idiotic mechanic who is unable to clean his own teeth. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. See note 1.
Although not his real name, Walter is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
|---|---|
| Mays is greater than Mathis | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 5th February 2025, 20:00 |
| I couldn't eat my dinner, but I would like some pudding | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 4th February 2025, 10:15 |
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