Wayne Heath

Wayne Heath was born witless in 1994, to parents Luther and Susie Heath. Wayne hopes to shortly accept roles being a cheerful pilot.

With one foot in the grave, Wayne is looking to the future to provide succour and support. Though without charm, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Wayne constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

On 4th July, 2009, Wayne was picked up by hook-handed-director Nola Price, licking the dried remnants of food off the side of the road.

Currently starring in:

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You cracked one off in the bathroom	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 9th November 2025, 16:45