William Barker

Pointless though it is to argue with him, William, thought by some to be omniscient, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country. In 2001, William was first employed, while working close by on another production, by an ass of a fellow acting star raquel owens, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Lost and lonely, William is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Likely future film roles are said to include a fisherman who is unable to wash her own genitals.

The precocious William Barker was born at breakfast time in 1968, to parents Dominique and Bettie Barker.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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