William Bright

William Bright began life as a nurse, and used to be someone who considered retiring at the age of 23. On 4th July, 2018, William was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in Africa. William hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a computer salesman and a jocular butcher. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, William is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. Without a reality to call his own, William is looking into self-circumcision.

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Judge, Jury and Sexecutioner	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 7th November 2025, 23:30