The exceptional nutter that is Zula Short
Zula hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an egotistical engineer. Untalented and broken, Zula showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue.
Zula Short (face like a steering wheel of an old car ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by beautifully coloured parents Rodolfo and Aimee Short.
Although four prongs Short of a fork, Zula is looking into self-circumcision.
On 4th July, 1999, Zula was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by top-talent scout Edith Hoover, shaking her money maker for the public.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Passovered out | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 24th February 2025, 13:30 |
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