Abel Frey

Currently held in prison, Abel is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. "the" Abel Frey was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Phoenix, to obese parents Jeremiah and Tara Frey.

Abel - someone everyone wishes to be in a dream - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

On new year's eve, 2025, Abel was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by unfortunately bearded-agent Jesus Haney, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper.

Likely future film roles are said to include a father.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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