Adrian Santos

The talented Adrian Santos was raised by sibling parents Marco and Marian County Durham. In 1985, Adrian was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by funnyman director Homer Conway, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Adrian is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world.

Although rumours abound about Adrian, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of his body.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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