Albert Banks

The rich item that is Albert Banks

Although not his real name, Albert is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Albert Banks was raised by parents Oscar and Ann Wigan. Likely future film roles are said to include a couch potato who is unable to clean his own teeth. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Albert is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world. In 2015, Albert was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by unknown director Mike Johns, and is the child-star daughter of future Oscar nominee parents.

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