Alissa Bright

The handsome profile of Alissa Bright
The handsome item that is Alissa Bright

Alissa is a true exemplification of the proverb: call a spade a spade. The amazing Alissa Bright (with one eye permanently swollen ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate wonderful parents Rolland and Kathy Bright. Alissa, who was once a shop assistant, now finds herself without a permanent home.

With no future in sight, Alissa is looking into self-circumcision.

On new year's eve, 1920, Alissa was discovered, while pissing her life away, by talent scout, while eating a sort of biscuit, slowly. Likely future film roles are said to include a saucy nurse.


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Can I paint your feelings with a light yellow colour? Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 10th February 2025, 18:00




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