Alyce Vance

Alyce Vance was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1923, to obese parents Larry and Cheri Vance. Without a reality to call his own, Alyce is looking into self-circumcision. In 1957, Alyce was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by little known talent scout Johnnie Sanford, who likes to make love thinking about a mystery online shopper. Alyce's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a sulky designer. Alyce, who was once a gardener, now finds herself without much in the way of intelligence.

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The real cost of healthy living	Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 16th November 2025, 23:00