The human-computer that is Amelia Villegas
Although not her real name, Amelia, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country. Hoping for a bright future, Amelia is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".
On 4th July, 1970, Amelia was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by an ass of a talent scout Andy Donaldson, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting. The wonderful Amelia Villegas was conceived on a portentous day in North Lincolnshire, to highly unattractive parents William and Penelope Villegas.
Likely future film roles are said to include a life coach who is unable to clean her own teeth.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Avery does crime & time | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 5th February 2025, 15:00 |
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