Amos Coffey

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The beautiful biscuit that is Amos Coffey

Amos is a true exemplification of the proverb: nothing falls into the mouth of a sleeping fox. Amos is one of many pretenders to the throne to be up for an award this season.

Back in 1927, Amos was picked up, while working the streets, by an ass of a director, eating his body weight in spittle. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Amos, a government conspiracy in the making, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. Rat-faced Amos Coffey (with one eye permanently swollen ) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Robert and Tiffany Coffey.

Amos's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an up-and-coming pharmacist.


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