Amy Burns

The handsome profile of Amy Burns
The biscuit that is Amy Burns

In 1975, Amy was uncovered, while working the streets, by unknown director Donald Crosby, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Unsubstantiated rumours about Amy Burns suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a journalist as an alternative career. Though without a professional haircut, or much in the way of intelligence, Amy constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Without a reality to call his own, Amy is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Amy is a true exemplification of the proverb: every man is the architect of his destiny.

Amy Burns was born at 10:22am, in 1967, to parents Abel and Dawn Burns.


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