Anna Mayer

The handsome profile of Anna Mayer
The cool artiste that is Anna Mayer

Rat-faced Anna Mayer (someone everyone wishes to be in a dream) was coddled throughout her childhood by idiotic parents Russell and June Mayer. On new year's eve, 1951, Anna was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by oft-hooded-director Wilma Savage, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper.

Though without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Anna constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Likely future film roles are said to include a dog owner who is unable to fathom simple clues in TV detective series.


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