Annette Michael

Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or any semblance of charm, Annette constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Annette's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a hairdresser. Annette Michael started her fame as a dirty lifeguard; one of those who in their youth forgot how to be a child. In 1966, Annette was picked up, while pissing her life away, by unknown talent scout Vanessa Hardy, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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