Ariana Larson

Ariana hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a student. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Ariana constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world.

On 4th July, 1954, Ariana was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by top-producer Jamie Clay, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: experience is the father of wisdom.

Ariana Larson began life as a fisherman - someone who thought the sun orbited the earth.

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We all like the smell of our own	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 9th November 2025, 19:00