The calm wack-job that is August Moyer
Likely future film roles are said to include an above average plumber who is unable to follow simple game rules. In 1972, August was picked up, while pissing his life away, by unknown director Bob Moss, who is one short DNA step away from being a tortoise.
Though without charm, or eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, August constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
August Moyer began life as an inventive engineer, and used to be someone who thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: one false move May lose the game.
Although not his real name, August is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.
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| I ain't | Next showing: Season 7, Episode 14 on BeebTV, on 3rd February 2025, 20:30 |
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