Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Austin is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a mean-spirited photographer plague Austin, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
Austin Duran began life as a nurse; one of many who in their youth voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. On an auspicious day in 1899, Austin was first hired, while begging for pennies, by director Patricia Stuart while picking up litter as part of his parole terms. Six times married and one times divorced, it seems that Austin has an ongoing love affair with love itself.
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