Child-star Benjamin Bartlett (whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Jack and Jessica Bartlett. Back in 1986, Benjamin was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by someone pretending to be a producer Laurence Ashley, while holding down another job as an egotistical computer salesman. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Benjamin is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world. Odd rumours about Benjamin Bartlett suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an energetic vet as an alternative career.
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