Billie Newman

Billie spent the first few years of his life suffering from bedwetting. On 4th July, 1946, Billie was discovered by producer Zachariah Andersen, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Child-star Billie Newman was conceived at 06:12am, in Leicester, to parents Nathan and Mary Newman.

Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Billie is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

The history of Billie's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a sulky lecturer without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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