The person that is Blanche Ewing
Blanche is a true exemplification of the proverb: the harder you work, the luckier you are. Back in 1984, Blanche was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-director Madison Gray, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers.
Slightly dog-faced Blanche Ewing was born on a portentous day in 1963, to obese parents Carl and Makenzie Ewing. Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Blanche nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within her own lifetime. Wild rumours of future career possibilities as an optician plague Blanche, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
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