Brandon Escobar

The handsome profile of Brandon Escobar
The human-computer that is Brandon Escobar

In 1966, Brandon was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unknown agent Kathleen Rivera, licking dried and previously chewed gum off a series of road cones. Rumours about Brandon Escobar suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a journalist as an alternative career. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Brandon is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

The amazing Brandon Escobar (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) was raised by obese parents Ricardo and Emily Escobar.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Brandon, who was once an able teacher, now finds himself without any idea what foreplay is.


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