Caitlin Wilkinson

Caitlin Wilkinson began life as a gardener - someone who went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music. In 1958, Caitlin was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by midget-producer Mary Chaney, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise.

Although rumours abound about Caitlin, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has forgotten how to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma.

Caitlin, who was once a programmer, now finds herself without a pot to piss in.

Caitlin is one of many gay pride veterans to be up for an award this season.

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DNA stands for Danger Nature Altered!	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 10th November 2025, 22:00