Carl Key

The nutter that is Carl Key

Carl - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. Likely future film roles are said to include a teacher. In 1980, Carl was discovered, while working close by on another production, by talent scout Ariana Larson, drinking from a paper bag a substance that was later found to be a remedy for bluke reincoma. In the blink of an eye, Carl is well, and hoping for that to not change.

Carl Key began his career as "chicken wing number two" in the kfc advert that brought down Colonel Sanders.

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