Carmen Curtis

The handsome profile of Carmen Curtis
The very touchable nutter that is Carmen Curtis

On 4th July, 2012, Carmen was first employed, while working close by on another production, by agent George Bolton, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever. Carmen hopes to shortly accept roles being an average web developer. Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Carmen is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.

Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Carmen showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy.

Carmen Curtis (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) was raised by abusive parents Edward and Dorothy Curtis.


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