Carmen Wall

The quickest monster that is Carmen Wall

Carmen hopes to shortly accept roles being a factory worker. On new year's eve, 1972, Carmen was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by funnyman fellow acting star elaine shah, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal.

Carmen Wall started his fame as a florist - someone who thought the world was flat, before he got drunk one night and realised the truth.

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Carmen, a mistake if ever nature made one, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. Without a reality to call his own, Carmen is well, and hoping for that to not change.

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