The meat object that is Caroline Carter
On new year's eve, 1965, Caroline was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by producer Loren Garcia, eating her body weight in dried and previously chewed gum. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Caroline, a mistake if ever nature made one, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country.
With one foot in the grave, Caroline is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.
Caroline Carter started her career as a window cleaner; one of those who in their youth went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music.
Caroline hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an above average factory worker and a level-headed model.
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| Jocks and bullies: how to destroy their soul from a healthy distance | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 9th February 2025, 01:30 |
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