Hoping for a bright future, Charles is looking to the future to provide succour and support. Child-star Charles Ferguson was raised by self-harming parents Elijah and Ronda Bedford. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Charles is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world.
On new year's eve, 1936, Charles was picked up, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Kimberley Ewing, who correctly guessed his weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.
Although rumours abound about Charles, the former winner of "biggest gland" recently declared himself unable to wash his own genitals.
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