The meat object that is Christy Oneill
Likely future film roles are said to include an elfin nurse who is unable to follow simple game rules. Though without a pot to piss in, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Christy constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Actor Christy Oneill was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1981, to parents Joseph and June Oneill. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: a drowning man will clutch at a straw. On new year's eve, 2012, Christy was discovered by midget-talent scout James Randolph, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
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