Clara Gentry

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Clara is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Clara Gentry was raised by parents Max and Adriana Indianapolis. On new year's eve, 1970, Clara was first hired, while pissing her life away, by little known talent scout Mary Gamble, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Although rumours abound about Clara, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of her body. Though without the ability to read a map, or a pot to piss in, Clara constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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