Clarence Tanner

The handsome profile of Clarence Tanner
The lickable nutter that is Clarence Tanner

Clarence Tanner commenced his working life as a fashion model, beavering away in the background on a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television. In 1987, Clarence was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by top-producer Jeanette Suarez, licking the dried remnants of food off a comatose man's beard.

Clarence hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a cat owner and a vet.

In the blink of an eye, Clarence, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country.


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