Clark Best

The handsome profile of Clark Best
The immense thing that is Clark Best

On 4th July, 1995, Clark was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Charlotte Forbes, who regularly shares his food with a lion. Wild rumours of future career possibilities as a respected vet plague Clark, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

In just a few short years, Clark is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

Clark, who was once a jocular astronomer, now finds himself without any idea what foreplay is. Actor Clark Best (religious beyond hope) was coddled throughout his childhood by parents Damon and Kara Best.


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Sit the hell down Next showing: on BeebTV, on 17th February 2025, 19:00




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