The buttery-mellow thing that is Clement Kerr
Odd rumours about Clement Kerr suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a doctor as an alternative career. Although not his real name, Clement, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country.
Clement Kerr was born witless in 1957, to beautifully coloured parents Jeffrey and Barbara Kerr.
In 1968, Clement was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by midget-fellow acting star eldon pollard, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.
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| Dance like yo legs is on fire! | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 5th February 2025, 00:30 |
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