The chunky dish that is Clifton Cantrell
In 1943, Clifton was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by a director, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Clifton hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a naive factory worker. Clifton Cantrell was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Sandwell, to self-harming parents Cole and Teresa Cantrell.
Clifton - face like a steering wheel of an old car - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Currently held in prison, Clifton is well, and hoping for that to not change.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Go kill yourself - I've done your mum | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 8th February 2025, 18:00 |
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