Collin Bright

The handsome profile of Collin Bright
The meat object that is Collin Bright

On new year's eve, 1930, Collin was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by little known producer, who regularly shares his food with a turtle. "the" Collin Bright was conceived at 08:26am, in Las Vegas, to highly unattractive parents Gerardo and Sydney Bright.

Likely future film roles are said to include an outspoken politician who is unable to follow simple game rules.

Currently held in prison, Collin is looking to the future to provide succour and support.

Collin - someone everyone wishes to be in a dream - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati.


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