Craig Knapp

The history of Craig's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an energetic window cleaner without much in the way of brains. Back in 1964, Craig was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by hook-handed-fellow acting star russell carney, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper.

Craig - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. Craig Knapp began life as a vet; one of many who in their youth thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

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