Craig Tucker

In 1979, Craig was discovered, while working close by on another production, by top-talent scout George Montoya, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. Likely future film roles are said to include a mechanic who is unable to tie his own shoes.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Craig is looking into self-circumcision. Though without much in the way of brains, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Craig constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Craig Tucker (whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by sibling parents Gavin and Mary Tucker.

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