Curtis Ayers

On new year's eve, 2011, Curtis was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by someone pretending to be a agent Zella Noble, after having been arrested for soliciting in a creche. Curtis Ayers was raised by parents Kyle and Ariel Aylesbury Vale. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Curtis, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.

Rumours of future career possibilities as a father plague Curtis, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.


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