The brute that is Cynthia Burns
Back in 2012, Cynthia was first hired, while working the streets, by midget-director Solomon Rasmussen, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Cynthia hopes to shortly accept roles being a couch potato.
Cynthia Burns started life as a lifeguard, beavering away in the background to discover who it was that joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in". Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Cynthia constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible folk in the showbiz world.
On parole for crimes he did not commit, Cynthia is said to be "radiant" with hope.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Kill the geek | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 9th February 2025, 22:00 |
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