Daniel Colon

The human-butterfly that is Daniel Colon

Daniel - the result of many years' worth of lab experiments - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. On an auspicious day in 1954, Daniel was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by fellow acting star mary kramer, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. The history of Daniel's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an optician without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill. Child-star Daniel Colon (a government conspiracy in the making) struck lucky by having been conceived by highly unattractive parents Keith and Cecile Colon.

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