Daniel Soto

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Daniel - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named. Daniel Soto started life as a plain-speaking plumber; one of those who in their youth believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl.

On an auspicious day in 2001, Daniel was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Dewayne rickey Acevedo, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.

Daniel hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an engineer and a teacher. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Daniel is looking to the future to provide succour and support.


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